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  1、关关雎鸠,在河之洲,窈窕淑女,what's your QQ!
 
  2、但使龙城飞将在, come on baby don't be shy....
 
  3、急急如律令,do blow job in the rain
 
  4、天上掉下个林妹妹,whatever i'm gay
 
  5、两情若是长久时,you jump ,I jump
 
  6、问君能有几多愁,as a boy without a girl
 
  7、床前明月光,there's something wrong~
 
  8、问世间情为何物,what the fūck can I do
 
  9、众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,Hey,how do you do
 
  10、云中谁寄锦书来?super high ,suck guy!
 
  11、人生得意须尽欢,be a man,use your hand
 
  12、举头望明月,twinkle, twinkle, little star
 
  13、游人甚多,绿女红男 I am no man
 
  14、山外青山楼外楼,i will always love you
 
  15、飞流直下三千尺,Like a virgin.
 
  16、鹅,鹅,鹅,Yo,Yo,Yo
 
  17、天天想你,DAY DAY UP
 
  18、身无彩凤双飞翼,Get away from me!
 
  19、莫等闲 白了少年头 not at all
 
  20、人生自古谁无死,i don't wanna be a single !
 
  21、忽如一夜春风来,you are shit in my eye
 
  22、多少楼台烟雨中,what‘s going on
 
  23、我劝天公重抖擞,Oh my gosh oh oh oh ~~
 
  24、不识庐山真面目,cause we have PhotoShop
 
  25、今朝有酒今朝醉,i just wanna run away
 
  26、朱雀桥边野草花,Sheldon said bazinga.
 
  27、哀哀父母生育我, one ring to rule them all
 
  28、男儿何不带吴钩,fūck the girl then you go.
 
  29、王师北定中原日,congratulations~
 
  30、空山新雨后 fire in the hole
 
  31、月落乌啼霜满天,what are u fūcking doing man
 
  32、最是人间留不住,fly me to the end sky~
 
  33、商女不知亡国恨,welcome to china.
 
  34、踏破铁鞋无觅处,Potato also make you full
 
  35、醉卧沙场君莫笑,let's go to haidilao
 
  36、秦时明月汉时关,can i keep this one.
 
  37、洛阳亲友如相问,you are always my best friend!
 
  38、念桥边红药,MC Stone is singing yao yao yao
 
  39、意外怀孕怎么办 I am Justin Bieber fan
 
  40、满园春色关不住,Friday's coming soon~~!!
 
  41、有缘千里来相会,call me tonight i'm free!!!
 
  42、人面不知何处去 ,coming again the pocky day!
 
  43、东风夜放花千树,elephant in the zoo
 
  44、唯独蓑笠翁,to be number one
 
  45、春色满园关不住,one zhi red xing out of the door
 
  46、故人西辞黄鹤楼,I say love you say no.
 
  47、少壮不努力,let's have a cup of tea.
 
  48、少壮不努力,no girl no baby.
 
  49、众里寻他千百度,where is my chill cool?
 
  50、爱江山不爱美人,love Gay Don't love opposite
 
  51、金风玉露一相逢,you are the whole world
 
  52、朱门酒肉臭,I'm hungry.
 
  53、中西合璧疗效好,nothing is impossible
 
  54、山有木兮木有枝,you haven't even heard me
 
  55、清明时节雨纷纷,everybody dies。借问酒家何处有,can u speak english?
 
  56、死去元知万事空,you will never walk alone
 
  57、树上的鸟儿成双对,make love everyday…
 
  58、停车坐爱枫林晚,look listen and see.
 
  59、春色满园关不住,let's rock and roll.
 
  60、春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out
 
  61、才下眉头,却上心头。What the hell i'm going to do?
 
  62、山外青山楼外楼 i won't always love you...
 
  63、此恨绵绵无绝期,long time no see!
 
  64、离离原上草,grass'll grow tall`~ 一岁一枯荣,may be dead soon 野火烧不尽,it's not an ending~ 春风吹又生,please pay attention !!!
 
  65、人有悲欢离合,I'm not that into her!
 
  66、衣带渐宽终不悔,I regret to no mony.
 
  67、山穷水复疑无路 dont ask me asshole
 
  68、野火烧不尽, you are still the same
 
  69、莫愁前路无知己,make friend for fūcking
 
  70、取次花丛懒回顾,thats the reason i'm a gay
 
  71、山无棱,天地合,where is the girl
 
  72、曾经沧海难为水,what the fūck did you say
 
  73、今朝有酒今朝醉,tmr is another day
 
  74、床前明月光,let's have fun
 
  75、两岸猿声啼不住,no cash no power what should I do?
 
  76、停车坐爱枫林晚,baby baby one more time!
 
  77、人生若只如初见,you say hello I say hi.
 
  78、天生我材必有用,I can play football..
 
  79、愿得一人心,go to sleep。
 
  80、劝君更进一杯酒,cant do this without u
 
  81、粉身碎骨浑不怕,i dont give a fūck
 
  82、花开堪折直须折,just do it
 
  83、春蚕到死丝方尽,describe the city you live in.....
 
  84、浪子回头金不换,i'll be the one
 
  85、天若有情天亦老,not at all
 
  86、众里寻他千百度,just dont know what to do
 
  87、雕栏玉砌应犹在,love the way you lie
 
  88、玉人何处教吹箫,men love blowjob
 
  89、同是天涯沦落人,lost in desperation
 
  90、直挂云帆济沧海,i believe i can fly
 
  91、问君能有几多愁,easy come easy go
 
  92、垂死病中惊坐起 what the fūck you are doing!!!!!
 
  93、少小离家老大归,im always on my way
 
  94、红杏枝头春意闹,stop crying your heart out.
 
  95、十年一觉扬州梦,no money, no talking
 
  96、春城無處不飛花,let's go to the cinema
 
  97、江山如此多娇,you are so small,惜秦皇汉武,too simple;唐宗宋祖,sometime naieve。 一代天骄,成吉思汗,can't play football。俱往矣,数风流, die all
 
  98、春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out
 
  99、此情可待成追忆,someone you like but not me.
 
  100、葡萄美酒夜光杯,Po-po-po-po-poker face.
 
  10、问世间情为何物,what the fūck can I do
 
  102、爷娘闻女来,举身赴清池,阿姊闻妹来,自挂东南枝,小弟闻姊来,with or with out you
 
  103、曾经沧海难为水,what the fūck did you say
 
  104、无可奈何花落去,I miss you missing me
 
  105、此情可待成追忆,let it be
 
  106、林花谢了春红,太匆匆,where is my iphone?
 
  107、回眸一笑百媚生 say JB without picture
 
  108、感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
 
  109、满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
 
  110、少壮不努力,you will be a pig.
 
  111、衣带渐宽终不悔,i will make you be a gay.
 
  112、十年生死两茫茫,不思量,forever young,千里孤坟,everything's gone。纵使相逢应不识,尘满面,hair's long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡,小轩窗,sing sad song,相顾无言,only tears down。料得年年断肠处,明月夜,must hold on。
 
  113、两只黄鹂鸣翠柳,what place shall we go
 
  114、空山新雨后 fire in the hole
 
  115、人不寐,将军白发征夫泪,jingle all the way。
 
  116、感时花溅泪,fūck me everyday
 
  117、闲云潭影日悠悠,I stuck in wrong hole。
 
  118、争渡,争渡,惊起一滩鸥鹭,who and who?
 
  119、今朝有酒今朝醉,will you be my little three
 
  120、浊酒一杯家万里,are you fūcking kidding me
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