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A video showing a 5-year-old boy talking about how hard it is to juggle three girlfriends has received thousands of views online.
网上有一个视频火了:有个5岁男孩煞有介事地倾诉自己的烦恼,他说自己有三个女朋友压力太大了。这一视频在网上已经获得了超多的点击量了。
Called 'Kid Predicaments,' the video shows the young boy apparently speaking to his mother. It currently has over 940,000 views on YouTube.
此视频名称是“孩子的烦恼”,视频中显然可以看出小男孩正在和妈妈谈话。最近YouTube上该视频已达到94万次点击量。
'You can't have three girlfriends?' she asks.
“你不能有三个女朋友吗?”妈妈问道。
'No,' the young Casanova says. When asked why, he says, 'I could have two, it's great. I don't want three.'
“不可以,”这个小花心男孩回答道。当妈妈问他为什么的时候,他说,“我只能有两个女朋友,两个挺好的。我不想要三个。”
'Does it stress you out, having that many girlfriends?' the woman asks. 'Yeah,' the boy says before looking down. 'It's like I have to give one up. '
妈妈又问,“是不是有三个女朋友让你压力太大了啊?” “是的,” 说完,小男孩低下了头,“貌似我不得不放弃一个。”
'Oh no,' the woman says. 'How are you going to decide who to give up?'
“哦,天呐。”妈妈说道,“那么你打算怎样决定放弃哪一个呢?”
'I don't know,' the would-be heartbreaker says. 'It's like they're all pretty. I have to give one up.'
“我不知道,”这个熊孩子可能马上就要心碎了,“好像她们都挺漂亮的,但是我不得不放弃一个。”
'Ugh, it's rough being five, isn't it?' the woman says.
妈妈安慰他说,“嗯我懂,是不是5岁的烦恼太多了?”
The little ladies' man looks at her and nods. 'I wish I was 4 again,' he says.
这个小孩中的大众情人看着妈妈,点了点头。“真希望我能再回到4岁的时候。”他感慨道。

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